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Golf Wanka



A friend of mine who is a golfer,

Has this theory that if you dont like golf
you probably fish

In his words if you're not a "golf wanka"
you're defiantly a "fishing wanka"

It got me thinking what is it about golf
that fisherman hate

Lets be clear, there probably are fellas
that do both but

There probable single and dont have kids
cos who has the time to do both

Anyway, why would you go fishing on a nice
sunny day if you could play golf.

Point is that any of my pal's that hate
golf ARE fisherman

So what is it about those that hate golf
that they get from fishing

Is it the walking rather than sitting,

The fact that a good day is one that makes
you hands stink of fish.

Is it the lack of camouflage golf
equipment.

Would you join a fitness programe called
The FishMob

What about Unbreakable Fishers-man

Id like to write the copy for that

"Learn to cast your rod further in 28 day"

"Let me show you a technique not to get
distracted by slightest wiggle of the tip
of your rod"

Lets be clear

What we do can work for anybody but its
main focus is male golfers with kids who
work bloody hard

WHY

Cos thats who I am,

I know:

the pain of working dog sh*t hours to get
my work done,

The constant thinking about business even
when not thinking about business

The guilt of working too hard and being
away from your family and on top of that

I'm a golf wanka and proud of it

If you're a golf wanka the place for golf
wankas is here

https://www.johnseton.com/unbreakable-experience 

John Seton