UNBreakable golfers

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Jedi Mind Golf

Why is it that when your golf pro is with
you, you smash the ball?

The second they walk away you might as well
play with your cock.

If that was the case I would certainly
not hit it fat.

Surely it cant be just their expertise,
calming influence and the ability to make one
correction to the perfect ball flight.

There must be some jedi mind tricks played
as well.

"That is not the shot you are looking for"

See the thing is I had this experience on
friday. I popped to the golf course

I was there 7 hours according to the Mrs.

For the record it was six and included lunch
and some pain management for the golf pro but
still.

The thing is Head pro James Skelton joined in
for a hole worked some magic and the walked
off into the sunset.

I suppose thats the difference between an
EXPERT and magazines, youtube, and tips from
your pals.

It's not specific to you. It may not be what
you need. The tip that worked for your pal
could be the complete opposite of what you
need.

The thing is pain management is the same.

Everyone will tell you what you need to do
for that neck pain, back pain or tennis
elbow.

But what you really want is a RESULT.

A result based on what you have a problem
with and most importantly the CAUSE of it.

Instead of covering up the pain with pain
killers maybe just fix the problem.

See an expert.

Or a golfer who has an excellent
record in having golfers leave the clinic
with dramatic results.

Or of course just pop another pill.

John "Co-Codamol" Seton

PS The Friday Clinic TPI Sessions will be
back in June.

If you've got pain.

https://golfmob.co.uk/golf-injury-repair/


Happy Monday.