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No Bollox To Enter



The score that won at Surrey Downs on
Sunday,

If I'd scored it

I wouldn't have had the bollox to enter
the club house,

Heres why.

A few years ago in our society,

One of my pals came in with 44 points

The whole rest of the time in the club
house

He got hammered

Then in the pub after

He got hammered some more,

Actually I think he got it for about 6
hours.

It was as close to him being beaten as
you could get.

On Sunday a fella came in with 47
points.

Now I think they do things slightly
differently in Surrey,

The fella got some grief,

However, no one tied him to his golf
bag,

Or made him stand on the range so we can
fire balls at him.

Now he was embarrassed

But no body called the police.

As there was no violence.

The course was playing slightly easier
that day

And my 33 points was not all that.

There were 3 scores above 40
(That we know off)

So I need to get better

You need to know what you are measuring
against

I thought it was the par of the course,

Are you measuring the wrong thing?

If you're trying to get trim,

Lose weight,

Eat healthy,

You need to take measurements,

You could look like two different people
physically and YOUR weight be the same.

Don't just use the scales fella,

Cos on the odd day

Par for the course is not what you need
to measure against.

You could have made brilliant strides
but the scales don't tell you where.

John "14 points short" Seton

PS consistent measurement is what you do
with golf performance

So you can see your stats every month,

Week,

Day,

If you want in

Get in touch

https://www.johnseton.com/mobapp

Cheers