At a recent "standing in a circle hand job"
exhibition at excel,

I remembered that the construction of Excel
was my last employed job,

Just out of my time as an apprentice.

Working for a company called ABB.

A pal of mine "Forrester" had started his
own electrical company and he had 6 months
work

I't sounded like Fun,

So I went self employed,

The fellas I'd known for years couldn't
believe that anyone would give up a FULL
time job for what could only be 6 months
work.

And the job was in Guilford

and lets face it is a "James hunt" to get
to aint it.

I was told its easy for you as "you've only
got your cock to keep"

The fellas needed security but I thought
"wheres the fun in that"

And have been self employed for 17 years,
with certainly have more the "my cock to
keep".

Nothing like kids to make you graft

The thing is I didn't like being told what
to do, where to go and when.

Probably why we react the way we do
when the Mrs tells us the same,

And I like having the ability to tell people
to "Fuck Off"

Dont get it twisted fella its not that I
like telling people as I would rather help
them

BUT

If MY time isn't valuable to someone then it's
just wasting energy, and that's no good

For me

They say the client is always right,

If thats the case why does the client NEED
to see an expert

We get better at our job every day,

More efficient

We learn more

Yet we only chose golf as our plan to get
better at anything outside of work.

Your body is built to adapt to the demands
you put on it,

If you can bend and not break that is where
growth is.

So for me my main aim NOW is to tell my age
to fuck off.

And do it while working with the type of fellas  
Like us. 

I plan to be in the best shape of my life by
the time I turn 40 and do it by using my
GolfMob Programe

And while eating

Stake and chips

Pie mash

And kids birthday cake.

There's an easier way my man, and thats clean
eating.

Clean eating wins every time

But wheres the fun in that?

Get a better body for golf.

Have some fun dude and challenge yourself.

John "Hand Job" Seton

PS If you wanna know more about how to get a
better body for golf

Click this link

https://www.johnseton.com/services

Cheers