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Dad I Need A Pony



Yep, a very proud moment even if somewhat
crude.

When your six year old starts to speak
like you, your dad and your pals.

Thats what happend when we were on holiday
recently,

The pair of us found it so hilarious that
we had to ring Grandad.

A quick call to grandad to join in of the
very funny moment and we're done.

With my wife there shaking her head and my
recently turned 3 year old joining in on
the Pony chat

with absolutely no idea why it has her dad
and her brother in stitches.

the fact is dude, toilet humour is funny,

We can pretend that we're robots that are
always "professional" but it's better just
to have a blast.

Thats why the GolfMob is Men Only.

We have to spend to much time being
professional around people,

Look you've got to be a certain way when
you with the Mrs and family

So when you wanna train you might as well
be part of some guys who will

Not judge you

But will hold you accountable

The mob is now shut dude we start again
tonight

You cant get in for 4 weeks,

But you will want to be on the next one in
September cos after that the prices are
going up

Why?

Cos the results of this programe are
fxcking ridiculous.

https://www.johnseton.com/golfmob

The price wont go up for those in the
programe though

Cos I reward loyalty

John "Pony" Seton

PS Listen dude the next GolfMob is in
September

If you want in at the existing price then
get in touch and I'll put you in the
waiting area

After that its more expensive

If you want in click the link below, feel
out a form and if you're a good fit I'll
be in touch

https://www.johnseton.com/golfmob

Cheers