Mickey Flanagan once said “if you went to
Spain you got the shits, and the fear of
the shits was monumental. But now you have
to go more long haul to get the shits”
I can say with absolute certainty that you
can get the shits by living on the
outskirts of London and working in the west
end
You can be going about your day and out of
the blue be tired to the karzi for 45
minuets.
With nothing to show for it other than num
legs and a ring round your bum
Normally what happens in the winter is my
kids get sick
Then the Mrs
And I’ll maybe get a runny nose.
But this year the kids have played ill
tennis for the last 3 weeks and the Mrs has
been like iron women.
Not even a headache
But me on the other hand for 3 days I
needed to be within an ear shot of a karzi
Or I would have ended up being a terrible
pub story.
This just goes to show there are certain
strains of sexist illnesses and not just
that killer to production
Man flu
Now normally I would look at the facts,
what was my wife doing that me and the kids
weren’t that my have fought off this
epidemic
She doesn’t have milk and hasn’t for ages.
This is painful for me to admit as a latte
without milk is not a latte. (Obviously)
And The lactose in milk can fxck your upset
stomach like a pint of Stella to a geezer’s
mind who’s wearing a vest
The fact is I didn’t want to admit it
So I guess my question is,
What are you currently doing now that
everyone else is doing,
Where you are just following the herd even
though YOU KNOW it’s not the best thing for
you Right NOW.
And if it’s golf related my man flu
surviving friend than we can help.
https://www.johnseton.com/unbreakablegolfers
John “beat the shits” Seton
PS if for any reason this email has
offended you then just click the
unsubscribe link at the bottom.
Cos if light humor or making fun of fuck
ups isn’t you thing.
We probably ain’t meant to work together.
Cheers