Not sure if you’ve ever seen the film Johnny dangerously, but it’s kind of a naked gun gangster type film set in the ’30s
It’s about a young guy named Johnny dangerously (did you see that one coming) who had to turn to crime to pay for his Ma’s medical bills.
However, what it is most remembered for is one of the mob bosses who has a very thick accent that restricts his ability to speak English correctly.
Some of he’s hilarious sayings are:
“This is fargin war”
“You fargin sneaky barstage”
“You’ll wind up with your bells in a sling”
And “Why you miserable cork-soaker”
The reason I bring this up is when I got off the plane at Gatwick the only thought that entered my head was “this is fargin cold”… And got thinking this is probably what it sounds like when trying to speak Spanish.
I bet I sound like this guy, butchering the words and phrases, and it being funny to those that hear it. With a accent that doesn't pronounce the "h" sound in any words like "elicopter" "Bloody ell" "ello" (for the record the "J" is pronounced with a "H" sound and I still don't do that). I don't even pronounce the "T" in my own name.
But with that being said, nothing gets better without practice, and I suppose if anyone would have had the "bells" to subtly correct the mob boss, on his new language, he would have been able to course correct and slowly get better.
That being said, that’s pretty much all anyone needs to get results,
The "bells" to take action,
The ability to course correct, when off-track,
The "bells" to try again when there has been some failure.
I’m not sure how many times you've tried to get what you want in golf and in fitness, or if you think that you can't do the work, or that it won’t work, but what if the reason was you just….
Wasn't fargin trying hard enough,
What if you just needed some other barstages to refocus you and give you that little nudge back on track.
What if everything you wanted was just one more try away.
If you think that coming up to Xmas is the time to slow down, then maybe that’s because that is what everyone else is doing.
If you want to be better and are tired of the sheesh you put your body through then maybe the online golf mob is for you.
I will tell you this though,
If you are selected "this is fargin war", but it’s a war that is worth fighting and winning.
And you can win it in under a month.
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https://www.johnseton.com/golfmobonline
John Seton